WORCESTER – In a shocking development, City Manager Edward M. Augustus, Jr. was seen smoking marijuana out of pipe at the new marijuana social club in Worcester.
“Just seeing what all the fuss is about,” Augustus said as he licked his chops remembering that The Queen’s Cups bakery was only blocks away.
When asked if he stood by his word that the club exploited a loophole in state law letting private clubs allow marijuana, Augustus only said, “I’m looping through a loop hole right now, man.”
“He’s got to be on something other than pot,” the club owner told the Lampoon. “I’ve never seen anyone trip this bad after one hit.”
At press time, the City Manager was laughing and crying at the same time because it felt like his face was melting.